That's What He Said
Stupid shit SHINee would say.
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That's What EXO Said

Minho text: I raped your goldfish.
Jonghyun text: WHAT?!
Minho text: OMFG! I'm so sorry.
Minho text: I meant your dog. I raped your dog.
Posted at 6:26 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 54 notes
Jonghyun: Somebody actually complitmented my driving today.
Taemin: Really?!
Jonghyun: Yup. They left a note saying "Parking Fine"
Taemin: ...
Posted at 6:20 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 230 notes
Taemin: The phrase "What a dick" has a totally different meaning when used tin a public restroom.
Key:
Jonghyun:
Onew:
Minho: -smirks-
Posted at 6:18 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 237 notes
Onew: They say we are the future.
Onew: ... I'm just wondering why "wrong" isn't called "left" instead.
Posted at 6:16 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 43 notes
Key: Hyung, can you turn on the oven?
Onew: I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY CAN!
Onew: THE OVEN JUST SIMPLY DOES NOT FIND ME SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE!
Posted at 6:12 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 300 notes
Key: I WANNA GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB OF ALL TIME!
Jonghyun: Really?!
Key: April fogwrhbrfv..
Posted at 6:08 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 100 notes
Onew: I can't believe I just ran over a cat.
Onew: Haha, April Fool's, everyone!
Onew: It was a kid.
Posted at 6:04 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 113 notes
Minho: I bet you're naked under all those clothes, you filthy whore.
Taemin: ...
Posted at 6:02 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 173 notes
Key: It would sever me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store...
Key: Where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
Posted at 5:54 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 51 notes
Onew: When his toes start throwing up gang signs
Onew: You know you've hit the right spot.
Jonghyun: ...
Posted at 5:52 pm on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 with 90 notes
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